Don’t Get Your Dad These Lame Father’s Day Gifts
Father’s Day is fast approaching, and you’re scrambling to get your old man a present. Here’s a list of things you might want to avoid in order to stay on dad’s good side for another year.
We’ve searched the cosmos (Or just the internet), and found the worst gifts (or perhaps the best gag gifts) you can give this year.
How funny would it be to get your father a gold plated, engraved fidget spinner for Father’s Day?
It could say something extremely meaningful like, “You have always been there for me, and I will always be there for you.”
Watch the tears flow from his eyes as he twirls that beautiful message on his finger.
Eh, maybe your dad is curious or young and actually wants a fidget spinner. If that’s the case, we suggest Turbo Tax.
Do we have to say it?
Worst case scenario: Your dad ends up loving the men’s romper, and can’t stop sporting it wherever he goes. What started as a joke could have you explaining your romper lovin’ dad’s antics for the rest of your lives.
Reminders That He’s Old
Don’t get your dad a shirt or wallet that says something you think is funny, but in reality, is reminding your father of his own mortality.
Geritol is funny, until you see the bottle is empty and he’s asking for a refill.