Nerd Focus Energy Drink Taste Test
I'm a sucker for new stuff! New electronic gadgets, kitchen gadgets, new foods, and new beverages that supposedly help your mental focus and capacity. So recently I was at Brookshire Brothers' Gaslight store and discovered the newly stocked health food section. That's where I found "Nerd Focus"!
"Nerd Focus", (or "Nerd Juice" as I now refer to it), is a new-fangled carbonated beverage loaded with all kinds of "amazing" substances. These substances are supposed to help you focus on work or other things better. It claims to "deliver more oxygen to certain brain cells," in order to increase blah blah blah. I decided to put this beverage to the Steve Rixx test!