bad poetry day

Emerson...Dante...Tennyson...Dr. Seuss...today is not their day. This is the day that we aspiring poets try our best effort at verse.  Nope.  Scratch that. This is the day that we silly people try to make up bad poetry - limericks, haiku, iambic pentameter (not sure what that means, but it sounded poetic)...any style of poetry is up for grabs. I have some bad poetry for you...after the jump.  Read