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MITM Video of the Day – Man Robs Store with Cop Standing Behind Him

Danny Merrell — Tue, 28 May 2013 14:30:31 +0000

“He’s not dumb enough to do this with me standing right behind him”. That’s what a police officer was thinking when he saw a convenience store robbery playing out in front of him. But, it appears the man robbing the store is about as sharp as a marble. He should have caught a hint that [...]

Angry Mother with a Grudge Begs Daughter, 7, to Pepper Spray Dollar Store Employees

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:23:39 +0000

Don’t let others fight your battles for you – especially not your seven-year-old daughter. Police in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania say Delaina Garling asked her daughter, 7, to pepper spray employees at a dollar store where Garling had been banned for alleged theft. Garling went to Family Dollar Store on Monday before employees tried to walk [...]

Drunk Woman Takes Off Pants, Flee Cops In Toy Power Wheels Truck

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 21:25:37 +0000

Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas has herself quite a Tuesday.

The 28-year old kicked of her midweek adventure by getting good and drunk and crashing her Trans Am into the side of a mobile home. Mind you this was a proper, adult sized Trans Am, which becomes important later in this tale and also made what she did a pretty serious crime.

Woman Loses Tooth In Burglar's Hand

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 21:30:42 +0000

Police in the Cayman Islands are on the look out for a local woman’s tooth. They may well find it still stuck in the hand of the man who “stole” it from her. What had happened is the woman awoke early Friday morning to find a burglar in her house. The thief tried to silence her screams [...]

Prisoner Caught with Ringing Cell Phone in His Butt

Drew Weisholtz — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:58:25 +0000

You’ve heard of hemorrhoids, but it sounds like a prisoner in Sri Lanka may have come down with a case of hemo-Droids. While searching a 58-year-old prisoner’s cell, guards recently heard a cell phone ringing — from the inmate’s keester. Boy, do we not envy the guard who had to confirm that. An official made [...]

No Nonsense Judge Gets Last Laugh on Clueless Con

Danny Merrell — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 23:50:11 +0000

The young girl is being charged with drug possession, and she seems to still be under the influence. The judge seems to take it all in stride until the word ‘adios’. Notice how quickly the girl loses her smile.

Man Steals Ex's Engagement Ring, Gives It To His Wife

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 13:30:35 +0000

Donald Albritton’s marriage was going through a rough patch, so he turned to his ex-girlfriend for help. The catch is Megan White, the 35-year old’s former-flame, didn’t exactly get a say in the matter… That’s because Albritton swiped White’s engagement ring, planning to give the jewelry to his current wife as a peace offering. According [...]

World's Worst Burglar Dozes Off During Robbery

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 21:25:39 +0000

Everything was going well for burglar Cristian Villarreal-Castillo. He had just snatched a cache of small electronics from cars in a Hillsboro, OR neighborhood and then he really hit the jackpot when he was able to enter into a home through an unlocked back door.

All the 20-year old had to do is not fall asleep and he would've made off with quite the haul. Unfortunately for Villarreal-Castillo, he fell asleep.

Lufkin Thieves Caught Red-Handed Thanks to Unintended 9-1-1 Call

Danny Merrell — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 17:05:41 +0000

Dumb = Committing a crime. Dumber = Inadvertently dialing someone while you are committing the crime. Dumbest = That someone you dialed is the 9-1-1 dispatch. According to the Lufkin Police Department, just after midnight Wednesday morning, officers responded to the area of Daniel McCall and College Drive for a possible in-progress theft. How did [...]

Man Tries to Avoid DUI Arrest by Jumping Off a Bridge

Shauna Wright — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 17:02:32 +0000

Word to the wise: if you’re pulled over for your billionth DUI, the best way to prove your sobriety is definitely not to jump off a bridge. You’re welcome, glad to help. Thomas Robert Harter, 44, of Louisiana already had seven drunk-driving arrests under his belt when he was stopped by cops on the Causeway Bridge [...]

World's Dumbest Security Camera Thief Caught on Security Camera

Danny Gallagher — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:24:49 +0000

Police are looking for a man in Bakersfield who was caught stealing a security camera by the very same security camera. 2012′s dumb criminals have a lot to live up to after this guy.

Intruder Calls 911 Before Homeowner Does [AUDIO]

Danny Merrell — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 14:50:17 +0000

A Portland, Oregon woman came home Monday night to find an intruder in her house. So she did the logical thing and called 911.

Little did she know, the intruder had beaten her to the punch.

Worried the returning homeowner would shoot him, Timothy James Chapek -- who had just helped himself to a shower in the bathroom -- had already dialed 911, admitting he had broken into the house, and requesting help from the emergency service.

When help did arrive, police arrested the 24-year old Chapek for trespassing. Read on to hear both calls.

Burglars Busted By Great Dane (Deceased)

Sean Ericson — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 17:11:59 +0000

Teenage criminals Waldo Soroa, Matrix Andaluz, and Jose David Diaz Marrero are not very smart. The three burglars, all age 18 or 19, broke into the home of a woman in Silver Springs, Florida, with the intent on making their way out of the place with all her stuff. Perhaps they were going to buy [...]