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Texan Michael Dell climbed to 16th on Forbes' 2024 billionaires list with a staggering $91 billion net worth.

The Rangers and Astros don't crack the Top Ten on the Forbes' list of Major League Baseball's most valuable franchises, but that doesn't seem to bother Texans one bit. In fact, we kinda rebel against the richest teams, don't we?

Forbes Magazine did a little research and figured out who the richest person is in every state, and in Texas that person has a background in the retail industry, and it's a name you know if you've ever purchased a tamale, a diamond pendant and a fishing rod in the same place.

That's straight off the warning label from the Dremel Multipro Rotary Tools. Well, slap my braces and call me a bicuspid. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. How 'bout 'this product may contain eggs' on a carton of eggs.