gravely mower

That, my friend, is a position of power.  Don't let the smile and balloons fool you, this is a woman ready to decapitate every dandelion that stands in her way.

A lawn mowing dog -- now that would make my life much easier. However, my dog's two best tricks are digging cavernous holes and snoring, so teaching her yard chores is about as likely as teaching a politician to listen. So, how 'bout the next best thing.