After playing collegiate rugby for a number of years, I have had broken fingers, knee surgeries a number of great scars and have been called crazy.  I am however smart enough to never do this.  Most people would watch as this goofball dressed as Goldilocks stops play and grabs the spotlight.  Until one of the players tires of the delay and takes matters into his own hands.  A perfectly executed tackle (de-cleater).  At least Goldilocks wasn't a streaker!