All Your Funny Sound Effects in One Website

Ever thought to yourself "Hey, how can I be like one of those hilarious morning DJs with their funny sound effects and things?" Well, thanks to "Instants!" you can! Push a button and you get a sound effect. That's pretty much it. And really, what more do you need?

Some tips:

• Some effects are looooong. Click escape on your keyboard to stop them.
• Careful -- some are NSFW. Not for children!
• Looking for the "Saturday Night Live" Debbie Downer sound? Click sad trombone.
• Looking for the "Price is Right" losing sound? Click sad tuba.
• Looking for Nelson's laugh from "The Simpsons"? Click HA HA! (great for when your youngest kid walks into a wall with a box on his head).
• Looking for the Mr. Burns "Excellent" sound, click "Excellent."
• When your kids finally set the table, click Hallelujah Long or Hallelujah Short, depending on how much time you have on your hands.
• If Dad is feeling glum, click Benny Hill and run quickly around the kitchen in your bra. He. Will. Laugh.

Have fun!

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