We are now three days away from Valentine's Day. THREE. DAYS. This is the point where all you procrastinators start buzzing around looking for something to get. Might I suggest a bouquet? No, not a flower bouquet...but rather a bouquet made up of baby back ribs.

Yes, this is a real thing. Boston Market is selling what they are calling "Bae-by Back Ribs Bouquets". They are only for sale on 2/14, just for Valentine's Day. If you don't believe me - don't worry I didn't believe it at first either - you can see the post from the Boston Market Facebook page:

I guess that there are some people out there that believe that nothing says "I love you" like a bouquet made of smoked meats.

These bouquets cost $29.99, and are only available on Valentine's Day, while supplies last. Also, you have to travel a bit to get them. The closest Boston Market to Deep East Texas is actually located in Fort Polk, Louisiana, which is roughly two and a half hours away. But, since it's Valentine's Day, maybe you could convince someone to buy it for you and deliver it as well! Heck, maybe it'd even be worth it to meet them halfway!

Or, you could go the traditional route and get your Valentine a bouquet of flowers and some chocolate...your call, dude.