Watch this little girl try to convince her dad that they should sell her little brother to get some quick cash.

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My son better be glad he's an only child, because if he had a convincing sister like this, I might have lost him to our local pet store.

It's funny that she goes from one dollar, to two, to three, then suddenly to $54. She's got crazy negotiating skills, and we're just thankful that her dad has a good enough sense of humor to record this conversation, or for future proof if his son ever comes up missing.