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Burglars Busted By Great Dane (Deceased)

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Al Barry, Three Lions, Getty ImagesAnother fine example of a mind destroyed by drugs.

Teenage criminals Waldo Soroa, Matrix Andaluz, and Jose David Diaz Marrero are not very smart.  The three burglars, all age 18 or 19, broke into the home of a woman in Silver Springs, Florida, with the intent on making their way out of the place with all her stuff. Perhaps they were going to buy drugs.   When the victim returned home, she saw several missing things, like jewelery and electronics, but what worried her was the missing ashes of her two Great Danes.  The burglars who broke into her house stole and snorted her dead pet’s ashes thinking they were drugs.

That’s right, they did lines of ashes thinking it was some kind of snort-worthy drug.  Rather than return the ashes, when they figured out they had a nose full of Great Dane, they did the poor victim a disservice by dumping the remains.  The three named burglars and their two juvenile accomplices face charges of attempted residential burglary and impairing a phone line to the home.

A dog’s last act of loyalty.  Good boy…

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