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Angry Mother with a Grudge Begs Daughter, 7, to Pepper Spray Dollar Store Employees
Don’t let others fight your battles for you – especially not your seven-year-old daughter.
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Drunk Woman Takes Off Pants, Flee Cops In Toy Power Wheels Truck
Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas has herself quite a Tuesday.
The 28-year old kicked of her midweek adventure by getting good and drunk and crashing her Trans Am into the side of a mobile home. Mind you this was a proper, adult sized Trans Am, which becomes important later in this tale and also made what she did a pretty serious crime.
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Woman Loses Tooth In Burglar’s Hand
Police in the Cayman Islands are on the look out for a local woman's tooth. They may well find it still stuck in the hand of the man who "stole" it from her.
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Prisoner Caught with Ringing Cell Phone in His Butt
You’ve heard of hemorrhoids, but it sounds like a prisoner in Sri Lanka may have come down with a case of hemo-Droids.
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No Nonsense Judge Gets Last Laugh on Clueless Con
February 5, 2013 The young girl is being charged with drug possession, and she seems to still be under the influence. The judge seems to take it all in stride until the word 'adios'. Notice how quickly the girl loses her smile.
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Man Steals Ex’s Engagement Ring, Gives It To His Wife
Donald Albritton's marriage was going through a rough patch, so he turned to his ex-girlfriend for help. The catch is Megan White, the 35-year old's former-flame, didn't exactly get a say in the matter...
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World’s Worst Burglar Dozes Off During Robbery
Everything was going well for burglar Cristian Villarreal-Castillo. He had just snatched a cache of small electronics from cars in a Hillsboro, OR neighborhood and then he really hit the jackpot when he was able to enter into a home through an unlocked back door.
All the 20-year old had to do is not fall asleep and he would've made off with quite the haul. Unfortunately for Villarreal-Castillo, he fell asleep.
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Lufkin Thieves Caught Red-Handed Thanks to Unintended 9-1-1 Call
June 27, 2012 Dumb = Committing a crime.
Dumber = Inadvertently dialing someone while you are committing the crime.
Dumbest = That someone you dialed is the 9-1-1 dispatch.
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Man Tries to Avoid DUI Arrest by Jumping Off a Bridge
Word to the wise: if you’re pulled over for your billionth DUI, the best way to prove your sobriety is definitely not to jump off a bridge. You’re welcome, glad to help.
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World’s Dumbest Security Camera Thief Caught on Security Camera
Police are looking for a man in Bakersfield who was caught stealing a security camera by the very same security camera. 2012′s dumb criminals have a lot to live up to after this guy.
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Intruder Calls 911 Before Homeowner Does [AUDIO]
March 9, 2011 A Portland, Oregon woman came home Monday night to find an intruder in her house. So she did the logical thing and called 911.
Little did she know, the intruder had beaten her to the punch.
Worried the returning homeowner would shoot him, Timothy James Chapek -- who had just helped himself to a shower in the bathroom -- had already dialed 911, admitting he had broken into the house, and requesting help from the emergency service.
When help did arrive, police arrested the 24-year old Chapek for trespassing. Read on to hear both calls.
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Burglars Busted By Great Dane (Deceased)
January 20, 2011 Teenage criminals Waldo Soroa, Matrix Andaluz, and Jose David Diaz Marrero are not very smart. The three burglars, all age 18 or 19, broke into the home of a woman in Silver Springs, Florida, with the intent on making their way out of the place with all her stuff.