weird criminals

A Lufkin man was arrested and charged with a slew of offenses including assault, theft, and burglary.  Jakendrick McGregor is suspected of breaking into a vehicle, assaulting someone who tried to stop him, and fleeing the scene.  He even went so far as to brag to a police officer about part of the spree.

Here's your multiple choice question of the day: You've just been apprehended for allegedly stealing 2-30 packs of beer and the officer has advised you to wait patiently as back up arrives.

You're reading the headline right. According to a report in the Charlotte Observer, a 35 year old woman allegedly got into an argument with a man and then proceeded to castrate the man with her bare hands.