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I Shaved My Legs For This? Tabloid News
Dude looks like a lady – but he doesn’t walk like one! An inmate in Brazil nearly escaped from prison by dressing up as his wife, but he was caught because he couldn’t quite master how to walk in heels! Suspected drug trafficker Ronaldo Silva swapped clothes with his spouse when she came to visit. He was also somehow able to secure a wig and high-heels, and he even shaved his arms and legs and painted his nails to complete the look! Then, he attempted to glide past guards as all the other inmates’ wives left. He actually made it outside the prison, but a policeman patrolling outside noticed the “woman” was walking funny and looked strange. The cop nabbed Silva at a bus station and brought him back to the prison. What a drag!
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