Learn Your Sloth Name With This Handy Name Generator

Sloths are a hot commodity right now and name generators (like the blues name generator) have been a constant source of entertainment on the internet. So, imagine our surprise — nay, our unbridled glee — when we discovered a sloth name generator!

It works much like any other name generator. Just take your first, middle and last initials, match them to the handy chart and — voila! — you’ve got a name befitting any sleepy, tree-dwelling sloth.

Oh, and in case you’re wondering, ours is “Fluff the Procrastinating Wookie.” Although, in retrospect, we would’ve much preferred “Slowpoke the Algae-Covered Ding-A-Ling.”