The Next Best Thing in Tailgating – The Party Coffin

Tailgating has become a big business.

It's not unusual for some folks to spend tens of thousands of dollars on tricked out grills, elaborate RVs, and state of art audio/video that they feature in a parking lot.  Now, get ready for the next new toy...the party coffin. 

As the picture shows, each coffin comes with it's own 36 inch HD TV mounted inside one of the casket lids.  There is a surround sound receiver and built in home theater speakers. With the XM radio function and bluetooth functionality, your iPod, iPhone or any bluetooth device will quickly and easily connect to your surround sound receiver for all your guests to enjoy.

Under the other lid of the coffin is a built in cooler which can hold up to six cases of your favorite drinks.  The party coffin can be retrofitted with a few other features and don't worry if you don't have a hearse in the garage.  The party coffin can be transported in a pick up, van or SUV.

This would certainly make you the talk of the next tailgate party, but I'm not sure I like the message it sends about your favorite team.  I mean, if I were to set this up in the AT&T Stadium parking lot in Arlington and trick it out with all kinds of Dallas Cowboy decorations, what kind of message does that send...Dallas Cowboy's poms, streamers, and helmets...inside a coffin?

The Cowboys play off chances over the past few years have been dead enough as it is without me adding some more bad mojo to the mix.  Then again, Jerry Jones has been driving me to an early grave as it is, so at least I'll be ready.