Merrell In The Morning Fun You May Have Missed – January 30th, 2014
Today's Celebrations
Inane Answering Message Day – Here are a few ideas:
*Heaven, God speaking...
*Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment, I'll have a decision to make. Leave your name and number and I'll be thinking about it...
*I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate