Redneckery

Here's a new bit for Jeff Foxworthy: if you move your couch by sliding it down from the top floor using rope, you might be a redneck.

So, you think you're cool because you've got a Slip' N Slide in your backyard? Well, we hate to be bearers of bad news. This backyard has a roller coaster in it.

Can anybody explain what's going on here? Because I've watched this clip twice now, and I still have no idea.

Last week, my wife threw a tarp down in the yard with the idea of cleaning it off with the hose.