dumb criminals

A Florida inmate working with a prison road crew tried to pull off a brazen drug delivery.  Well, maybe brazen is not the best word to use, perhaps idiotic or brain-challenged might be a better term.

Getting law enforcement involved when you feel you've been wronged in a business deal is usually a good idea. However, if that business deal involves illegal drugs, calling the police is probably not the best option.

Road rage has given way to drive-thru rage.

"He's not dumb enough to do this with me standing right behind him".  That's what a police officer was thinking when he saw a convenience store robbery playing out in front of him.

Don’t let others fight your battles for you – especially not your seven-year-old daughter.

Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas has herself quite a Tuesday. The 28-year old kicked of her midweek adventure by getting good and drunk and crashing her Trans Am into the side of a mobile home. Mind you this was a proper, adult sized Trans Am, which becomes important later in this tale and also made what she did a pretty serious crime.

Police in the Cayman Islands are on the look out for a local woman's tooth. They may well find it still stuck in the hand of the man who "stole" it from her.

You’ve heard of hemorrhoids, but it sounds like a prisoner in Sri Lanka may have come down with a case of hemo-Droids.

The young girl is being charged with drug possession, and she seems to still be under the influence.  The judge seems to take it all in stride until the word 'adios'.  Notice how quickly the girl loses her smile.

Donald Albritton's marriage was going through a rough patch, so he turned to his ex-girlfriend for help. The catch is Megan White, the 35-year old's former-flame, didn't exactly get a say in the matter...

Everything was going well for burglar Cristian Villarreal-Castillo. He had just snatched a cache of small electronics from cars in a Hillsboro, OR neighborhood and then he really hit the jackpot when he was able to enter into a home through an unlocked back door. All the 20-year old had to do is not fall asleep and he would've made off with quite the haul. Unfortunately for Villarreal-Castillo, he

Dumb =  Committing a crime. Dumber = Inadvertently dialing someone while you are committing the crime. Dumbest = That someone you dialed is the 9-1-1 dispatch.