Buford Abeldt Passes Along His Favorite Crazy Country Titles – What Are Yours? [VIDEO]

Today is National Quirky Country Music Song Title Day, and Lord knows that over the past nearly 100 years of recorded country music there have been quite a few quirky, crazy titles.

My good friend Buford Abeldt from Abeldt's Pharmacy (he's the one on the left) fancies himself quite an aficionado of strange titles and his two favorites follow the jump. 

Feel free to pass along some of your favorite quirky country music titles in the comments section.